Hooked News

—April 10 2007—
HOOKED: Mythbusters Tomorrow, Little Fox Thursday!

The big week has arrived! Tomorrow, Wednesday April 11, at 9:00PM, Hookslide will make its national television debut, appearing as guests on the Discovery Channel program Mythbusters as they attempt to put out fire with their voices. Not just an intriguing premise, but one laced with exciting new career opportunities!

Then, on Thursday at 8:00PM at the Little Fox Theater in Redwood City, we'll be celebrating our appearance with a kickin' concert, which will include a full video extravaganza! It's going to be AWESOME!

So. Have you bought your tickets yet? It's only two days away, for crying out loud, or crying silently for that matter! Save yourself $2/ticket; buy now! This is a 21-and-over show, so you'll need to arrange for your kids to be taken care of, because we would never advocate stacking them up on each others' shoulders and wrapping a giant overcoat around them, like they do in the cartoons. It'd never work. Your kid-stack-fake-man would undoubtedly still get carded.

Also, you should know that this may be the last big concert we have in the area for a while, due to one of our more valued members relocating temporarily to someplace far away. It's so vague, it MUST be true! Actually it is true, and it is very sad. So come to the concert and celebrate/mourn with us. That is pretty much the point of every paragraph in this newsletter.

Including this one.